No sex and the city

I wish my life was like "Sex and the City." A different attractive guy every week, with the occassional relationship, lots of shoes and fabulous clothes, never having to work (unless you count the few minutes she types on her laptop), and an endless supply of money for partying and eating brunch w/ my friends. Alas, my life is the exact opposite, but that's okay- I'm determined to up the fabulous factor...or at least make it more interesting. I don't know if I have the ability to be "fabulous"...maybe I should settle for "mildly intriguing". Anyway, I watched the best episode last night (albeit edited on TBS)- it was the one where Carrie finds out that Mr. Big is engaged to Natasha...breaks my heart.
Carrie: Your girl is lovely, Hubbell.
Mr. Big: I don't get it.
Carrie: And you never did.

Brown is the new blonde. I don't need Reese Witherspoon or Renee Zellweger to tell me that brown is "in"...although it doesn't hurt for them to say it once in a while. My time is now!

"Daily Show" viewers ace political quiz. I knew I wasn't just watching b/c it's funny as hell. Of course, I still think I'd fail the quiz...I don't retain information very well. Unless it's movie quotes. And that's really going to get me far in life.
"Daily Show" viewers know more about election issues than people who regularly read newspapers or watch television news, according to the National Annenberg Election Survey"

Xtina wants to start a revolution. I can't help it, it really annoys me when celebrities get political. I take that back...when Ms. Aguilera tries to get political. Frankly, I'm sick of hearing about her every week...last week it was talking to teens about abstinence, this week it's voting, next week it could be saving the ozone, I don't know, I'm just guessing here. And as for Christina trash talking Britney..."Hello, Pot...it's me Kettle- you're black". At least Brit Brit is good for a laugh. So Christina, just stick to singing (insert one finger in ear, use the other to feel the music) and being dirrty (minus the piericings...but not the assless chaps), okay? It ensures balance in the universe. (Why you got to be hatin' on Xtina?)

And the "don't quit your day job" winners of the week...drum roll please...
we have a tie!
Minnie Driver: I'd like to thank my fledgling movie career and my failed relationship w/ Josh Brolin. Play through the pain, Minnie, play through the pain. Editors note: She played at SXSW and I heard she sucks.
John Corbett: I'm starring in a movie w/ Hillary Duff...need I say more? Editors note: John, John, John (shaking head)...Hillary Duff?
Just b/c J. Lo crossed over doesn't mean you can. I mean, look at what it did for her acting career.
Pre J. Lo: Out of Sight, Selena, Mi Familia
Post J. Lo: The Wedding Planner, Gigli, Bennifer
You just can't be successful at more than one thing. It's not fair to the rest of us.
R.